The Goodbye Kiss
I was reading the "Playboy
Advisor" in the barber shop, and a discussion of "The Goodbye Kiss" caught
my eye. In a nutshell, the principle is this: Some women say that if they perform oral sex
on their mate just before he goes off to work, away on a business trip, or out for an
"evening with the boys", the chances are good that he will be satisfied enough
not to be tempted to get involved with another woman.
Do you believe this theory holds true? Do
you think it is a good idea? And, men: Is there a chance of convincing your woman that it
is true?
When asked her opinion, one woman said that
if a man is looking to have sex with another woman, he will do it, oral sex or no oral
sex! But, he might hang it over his partner's head and say (whine), "well, I was just
sooooo needy because you rejected me for that nice session of oral sex before I went out
that I just couldn't help myself".
She added that maybe SOME women would buy
that line. Especially the ones who felt sooooo guilty because while their partner was out
for the evening "with the boys", she was entertaining her OWN lover at home!
Women, you know, can perform an unlimited number of acts of oral sex in any given evening
without suffering diminution of their performance.
But, is it possible that a man who has been
sent out of the house with a fond memory of his lover's devotion is less likely to stray?
And, for that matter, is he less likely to have a need for outside sexual activity?
Yes, a man leaving his home with the memory
of his lover's devotion is likely less liable to stray. But he should be faithful, oral
sex or no oral sex. Is a man's fidelity based only on his lover's most recent sexual
favors? What determines a man's decision to remain faithful to his partner? Is he requir-
ing oral sex as a proof of her devotion?
He should never absolutely require oral sex
as proof of his lover's devotion, but it is a nice gesture! And, it may help to lower the
suspicions of his partner, which of course would lead to a stronger union.
Gee! ummmmmmmm........well, I don't think I
would still be going out with the boys after that! Would YOU?
Why not? It should do wonders for your
bowling or poker concentration!
<grin> I can see it now:
He: Okay, hon. I'm off for a night of poker
now! See you later! She: Now, darling! Haven't we forgotten something? You know you must
have your "Goodbye Kiss" before you go! He: Awwww, Honey. Do I hafta?
<scrunching toe in carpet> She: This is good for you, dear. Come with me.
<leading recalcitrant husband to bedroom> He: Awww, gosh! You never let me have any
fun! You know that I'll be too pooped to play! <big pout> She: What did I say! You
get in this bedroom right now! He: Oh, all right! <throwing himself on bed >
It sorta reminds me of the coach getting
his team ready to go out and play basketball: he checks their uniforms and makes sure all
his players have gone to the bathroom. I guess the wife has a few things to check too.
Come to think of it, maybe women need a "Goodbye Kiss" just before they go out
too!
So, how about it: do you support the
"Goodbye Kiss" concept? Don't you think it is a good idea? Don't you think all
couples should adopt the practice?
